– (via cravist)
My biggest weakness is being called “princess” or “babygirl”.
Bruh I’m weak
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
– Arabic Proverb (via bl-ossomed)
A fine, classic Weezer tune.
I love having a bf for 2 reasons:
2. I have someone to send memes and selfies to all day
– The Chaos of Stars (Kiersten White)
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”