I'm Maggie Elizabeth.

“Nothing is sexier than someone who wants you as much as you want them.”

– (via cravist)


My biggest weakness is being called “princess” or “babygirl”.




Bruh I’m weak


the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

“.الجيات أحسن من الرايحات
What is coming is better than what is gone.”

– Arabic Proverb  (via bl-ossomed)

Sometimes I wonder what life would have been like if we didn’t meet. Not that I wish that would have happened, just curious to see what I would be doing with my life currently…

Weezer (Blue Album)


Year: 1994

Sub-genre: Alternative

A fine, classic Weezer tune.


I love having a bf for 2 reasons:
1. Dick
2. I have someone to send memes and selfies to all day

“And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.”

– The Chaos of Stars (Kiersten White)

I need someone who can keep up with me mentally and sexually


basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”